So it begins.

Hello darlings! At Young Matthew's insistence, I have decided to try my hands at a "blog". Matty says he was talking to a friend who recommended adding one to Top to Bottom, because people might love to know my thoughts on life, the universe, and everything, and it would help spice up an already sizzling website. Frankly, I'm amazed that Matthew has any friends. I thought his entire life was dedicated to doing my bidding, and how on earth can that leave any time for friends? I suppose I shouldn't really complain; someone needs to take care of the poor lad when I'm off being uncomprehendingly amazing around the world. I would take Matthew with me, but he's put on some weight over the past couple years and what with the new restrictions our timid government has imposed on air travel, he doesn't really fit into the overhead compartment anymore. I'd take the QM2, but Cunard wrote me a nasty letter after the last time I left Matt in steerage and he threw up all over some poor steward. So he shall fight the battles on the Hollywood Homefront with what few friends he has while I work my own personal brand of magic out in the world. And perhaps sometimes, he and I will meet here, amid the vast tidal waves of Immorality known as the Interweb.