I bet that sometimes while you're lounging in the Kingdom of No Pants (affectionately known by billions as The Internet) and you're reading Top to Bottom, you find yourself thinking, "Pfft! That can't possibly be real! Renita, what perscription medication are you overdosing on this week?" Well, for those of you who demand Truth in comics, behold! Gays can now marry in California. Yes, they could already be domestic partners, but who cares about that? Now they can actually use the word married. I know, I know. In the sleepy mountain town of Toluca Lake, gays have been getting married without question for years!
As a writer of webcomics, like any good Artist, I strive to set the trends that the world will follow. Reading Top to Bottom is often like glimpsing the future, four panels at a time. Just look at the things my cyber crystal ball has predicted:
Cha-Ching has fully functioning motorized arms controlled by thought and now a one-armed woman can finally cut steak, just by thinking about it!
Monica was the unfortunate recipient of a face transplant and now a stupid French woman has an even stupider face!
Klaus discovered Hitler's head in a jar and they actually saved Hitler's brain!
Before you know it, they will discover a vaginal-shaped portal that leads directly to Hell (though, I suspect that is the ending of the new Indiana Jones movie).
Sunday, May 18, 2008
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